If your house is anything like mine, your mailbox is increasingly filled up with catalogs. I expect it to get worse as we get closer to Christmas. Part of me is appalled at all the wasted paper, but another part of me likes looking at everything, even though I don’t buy very much. I especially like reading all the T-shirt slogans. Here are some of my recent favorites:

A tardy cannibal gets the cold shoulder. 

‘Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall.

Her bootlegging was illegal, but I loved her still.

Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme.

Hyperbole is the BEST THING EVER. I think I’ll use that one in my poetry workshop tomorrow.

Happy shopping!